This morning, i dream freak..
i play catch and run..
i run..
i run so fast.....

and then,
urgent..very urgent..
i have to pee..
now or never..

i go to toilet..
nothing happen..
i push!! more and more..
and, something f*cking warm in my grain..


oh, i succesfully make my bed and my pants are wet..
damn

*picture taken 10 minutes after accident